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Bird Blindness Awareness
$5.00
Every year, countless families are torn apart by misidentified poultry. Bird Blindness is spreading fast — and your donation can help stop it. Funds go toward vital initiatives like emergency goose-response teams, educational workshops on swan recognition, and trauma counseling for families affected by vulture abductions.
Your support ensures that no child will ever again mistake a goose for a swan… and pay the price. Together, we can end the confusion — one feather at a time.
[Disclaimer: This is satire. You will not receive anything in return, except clarity and fear of birds.]